Boas Práticas Farmacêuticas: Proibida a venda de Max Burn, Fatburn, Ultraslim e Dieta Show divulgado como emagrecedor

Boas Práticas Farmacêuticas: Proibida a venda de Max Burn, Fatburn, Ultraslim e Dieta Show divulgado como emagrecedor

Boas Práticas Farmacêuticas: Proibida a venda de Max Burn, Fatburn, Ultraslim e Dieta Show divulgado como emagrecedor

Boas Práticas Farmacêuticas: Proibida a venda de Max Burn, Fatburn, Ultraslim e Dieta Show divulgado como emagrecedor

Adventures

Yesterday Fabio asked us which was the greatest adventure that we had already lived and I wondered, what is an adventure anyway? I can imagine the 17 years old guy in the middle of the ocean in his trip around the world: "Oh man, look at me! I'm only 17 and I'm traveling alone around the world! Rock On! What a big adventure!". Eventually he returns home and, a month later, his father forces him to travel again. He could well think, "Oh man, look at me... I'm only 17 and I'm traveling alone again around the world... I'd rather having sex!"
Have fun,
Jonas

Sampa List

Best place to hang out with friends, provided they're nerds:
Luderia Ludus

Best place to slurp in some Coffee
Starbucks (av. Paulista, early evening)
Franz (anywhere, anytime)

Best Pizza
Bendita Hora (Perdizes)

Best place to look for books
Fnac Av. Paulista
(Some say Livraria Cultura in Conjunto Nacional, but since they charged a fake transaction in my credit card years ago I go there just to hang out and look for books, which I aways buy at Fnac)

Best place to relax, walk, ride a bicycle, see a free concert or free movie:
Parque Ibirapuera

Best place to look for musical instruments
R. Teodoro da Silva

Best place to look for photographic esquipment
R. Conselheiro Crispiniano

Best place to practice rock-climbing (indoor)
Casa de Pedra (Santo Amaro)

Best Beer
Melograno

Best place to see the city from above:
Edifício Itália

Kids Jokes

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Phobias

Look what I found...

http://www.phobiaguide.com/

There is even a name for fear of chickens (Alektorophobia), but there's not a name for fear of whales...

I don't bidedu...

Jonas

Still balloons...

Hello,

From the site
http://360graus.terra.com.br/balonismo/default.asp?did=113&action=entrevista

How much does it cost to become a baloni flier in Brazil with a good equipment?
An envelop costs around USD 10.000. Of course this is the price of a convencional one. A full balloon costs around USD 22.000, with basket, burner, tanks and fans. Out of this are the radios, the GPS and the altimeter.

Who qualifies?